The claim of the Sydney Opera House
I will of course in the future make a youtube clip of everything with the great live video footage of me making the claim.
Here we have a picture of the newly claimed opera house. The red arrow on the left there is were I made it. This is not the exact moment when it happened, I made it in the evening because we were to lazy to go in the day...
And here it is... This is where I put the tip of my penis on the Sydney Opera House. I pulled back my foreskin and then put it back again so as much tip penis as possible ended up on the Sydney Opera House.
I now in the future call it a claim because I cannot find a good translation to the swedish words olla, attackollning and armsvett.
Of course I wasn't alone. Jorgen on the left made the video footage of the whole thing including a short interview in the beginning and when I walked up on the stairs. He also made a small video right after the glorious moment asking me how I felt.
Kevin in the middle took the pictures with another camera. We had a total of three cameras and shot the whole event from different angles...
This is Martin, a young man who has waited for this moment for over three years, saying good bye for now.
I will continue claiming, I promise.
Jorgen u have to stop doing that!
And yes it was only Jorgen that was so funny he had trouble breathing from all the laughter.
This is a guessing game that my friend Thomas started. Press here and write your guess down at the bottom including your name and if you met me. Then press on Skicka kommentar and then write in the code that appears. Oh and the guess should be at how many people you think I am going to have sex with during my trip to Australia and New Zeeland.
And my ego is greater then the Atlantic ocean right now...
Min gode van och kollega har startat en tavling genom en kommentar och jag lyfter fram den sa att alla kan fa se och vara med. Jag gor den som en egen lank dar nere i lankar ocksa sa man latt kan komma tillbaka hit.
JAG VILL STARTA EN TÄVLING fan caps lock va på orkar inte radera. Jag vill att vi har en gissnings tävling. Den går ut på att gissa hur många Martin hinner idka sexuellt umgänge med under sina 4 mån på rymmen från verkligheten. Eftersom jag kom på tävlingen så kommer jag att gissa först.
Jag gissar på att mörkertalet kommer bli 8 men för att inte sabba chanserna hos sina fans kommer han inte att berätta det utan han kommer säga att det bara va en som han träffade och höll ihop med ett tag innan dom va tvungna att skiljas åt. Andas. Det e nu hans närmsta släktingar och vänner kommer in i spelet och då syftar jag på hans bror som han berättar allt för. Vinnaren kommer att vinna en date med martin som jag lovar bort utan hans medgivande. Så sätt igång och gissa.
Thomas (the Biff) - 8
MaDeliÑo - 4
Natasha - 12
Anders - 2 dussin (ar det 24?)
Loooooys - 5
Janne - 11
ajja - 6
becky - 1 (visade henne bloggen har i Australien och forklarade vad detta var...)
Rebecca - 5
Ohyes - 3
En utan namn som gissar 19. Ar det kapten kanske?
Bambi - 8 igen?
Multi-Faith Prayer room
I did a funny observation at the Heathrow airport in London that got me thinking a bit. I saw a sign that said multi faith prayer room and I just had to see the place.
It was very surreal because it was like a little line of people with different religion. Some Jews some muslims and maybe a Christian. Then there was like the antichrist man who stood behind a counter and sorted them out to different locations:
- Next... Looked as bored as possible.
- No.. Got an disturbed face.
- Ok, so what are you then?
- I want a room to pray in.
- Ok, but what are you then?
- I am a muslim! The one and only true religion! The man raised his finger looking around on the Jews and the Christians with a bit angry but satisfied face.
- Oh, ok... We are renovating the Mecka room right now but we have the next best thing right over here.
The two men walked over to a window pointing out towards the check in desks and tax free stores.
- You see the McDonalds sign over there? That's the way to Mecka. Alright then, see you around.
The Muslim man had no choice but to pray in the direction of a smiling Ronald McDonald.
Oh yes... It felt so good. :)
Yes I own the Sydney Opera House
- Christian can you correct my spelling please?
Ok, now people is looking strange at me for talking to the window.
Yesterday I did what I have been looking forward to do for over three years.
Yes, I put the tip of my penis on the Sydney Opera House. And yes... we have it on film.
I now own the Opera House in Sydney. It was a very big moment for me, I shed a tear right after I did it. It felt so good. We also took plenty of pictures of the Opera house, including me when I was pointing at the exact place where I put the tip of penis on the Sydney Opera House.
Another one where I looked very satisfied right after I just have put the tip of my penis on the Sydney Opera House and of course Jorgen and Kevin took plenty of pictures of me just seconds after... I just put the tip of my penis... on the Sydney Opera House...
Oh it is so owned. I will now raise my hands high above my head and say.
- I own you Sydney Opera House. I own you so bad...